DS1 woke me up by sitting on my chest and getting his plastic toy monkey tangled in my hair, then said, "Mummy! Robots don't wear shoes!!" and then went to the toilet.
:o
Um, ok. Backing slowly away now ...
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DS1 woke me up by sitting on my chest and getting his plastic toy monkey tangled in my hair, then said, "Mummy! Robots don't wear shoes!!" and then went to the toilet.
:o
Um, ok. Backing slowly away now ...
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DS was pretending to be Mummy (and I had to pretend to be him). I asked him to get me out a plate so I could have some morning tea.
His reply? 'Sorry DS, I can't. Mummy can't bend over very well anymore because I have a big tummy. You'll have to do it for me.'
He's now taken to putting a stuffed bear under his shirt when we play this game - for authenticity! ;)
DS (26 months): Baby is hungry Daddy. You give the baby milk with your boobies?
DH: (looks alarmed) No, not mine!
DS: (seems to take his cue from how alarmed DH looked) No. Might suck a big hole in you. Then baby might fall in. ????!!!!
DS: Can't go to bed any more Mummy.
Me: No? Why not?
DS: A silly man poured paint in my cot.
Ookay then. This kid's got a weird imagination!
That's hilarious!
I heard Moo say to our puppy dog (who was trying to chew on him as puppies do) 'No Lucy, stop! I'm not a bone Lucy!'
I'm 35 weeks pregnant...
Yesterday DS announces loudly, in public, 'Daddy said after baby brother comes that Mummy is going to try to make me a sister. I might end up with two brothers though.'
DH swears he only said, 'maybe', when DS asked him if he'd get a baby sister one day....
Double post
DD1 (4yrs) to her great grandmother: 'You need to cut off all your droopy skin and get some new skin'.
ROFL
DD came running in after daycare today and gave me a big hug, as usual. Then she got a gorgeous look on her face and whispered "Mummy, I'll tell you a secret!" I said ok, thinking it would be about the Christmas decorations they're making at daycare. But she got all excited, put her face right up to my ear and said "your birthday cake!"
ROFL it's my birthday tomorrow and nothing at all was happening because it was DHs 30th last Saturday. Turns out he'd ordered me a cake on the way home from daycare today and sh wasn't able to keep the secret! :lol:
DD came running in after daycare today and gave me a big hug, as usual. Then she got a gorgeous look on her face and whispered "Mummy, I'll tell you a secret!" I said ok, thinking it would be about the Christmas decorations they're making at daycare. But she got all excited, put her face right up to my ear and said "your birthday cake!"
ROFL it's my birthday tomorrow and nothing at all was happening because it was DHs 30th last Saturday. Turns out he'd ordered me a cake on the way home from daycare today and sh wasn't able to keep the secret! :lol:
Teeki - that's cute! Do you have to act surprised tomorrow?
Lol no, DH was there when she said it. I'm guessing it may be a little different though for him to go order and pay for it today, even though it's cheap, rather than just getting a random one tomorrow. I'm guessing a Woolies one with a message lol.
Not really funny but I got a BFP on a HPT yesterday, haven't told a soul other than DH (and on here where no-one knows me).
We were visiting a friend who is getting married next year and DH and I got married 2 weeks ago. My DS (who is 4) has been saying since the wedding he is going to marry me. So while at this friends house, to show her the cuteness, I ask who DS is going to marry when he grows up, his response this time "squirt" so I ask him who squirt is... "The baby in your belly now"... I had to try not to let out my news and cover up by saying "oh, really? If you say so"..
Kids intuition???
Wrong thread
Dd asked for a hug the told me ," This is the worst hug Ive ever had....i love you mummy". thanks dd
:rofl: I'm cracking up laughing at that one! How do you hug badly?:
:rofl: I'm cracking up laughing at that one! How do you hug badly?:
my dd told me i was pregnant, before i had worked it out.:
my dd told me i was pregnant, before i had worked it out.:
Teeki - Mmm cake yum! How cute,bet she was just to excited :) And I have no idea how you can give a bad hug but apparently it was the worst haha
Mummy_AllyK - awww what a smart little man you have.
Teeki - Mmm cake yum! How cute,bet she was just to excited :) And I have no idea how you can give a bad hug but apparently it was the worst haha
Mummy_AllyK - awww what a smart little man you have.
Spock: daddy
Dh: what?
Spock: daddy
Dh: what?
Spock: daddy
Dh: what?
Spock: daddy *repeat a million times*
Dh: WHAT?!?
Spock: hi! =D
Spock: daddy
Dh: what?
Spock: daddy
Dh: what?
Spock: daddy
Dh: what?
Spock: daddy *repeat a million times*
Dh: WHAT?!?
Spock: hi! =D
Lol T! DD did that to me once, for most of a 3 hour car trip. At one point I got so sick of her yelling Mummy for no reason that I told her my name was Daddy. She immediately started yelling Daddy!
Mine too.:
Me: I love you
DS: (who had his 'no's on and is compelled to disagree with everything ATM)) NO! You not love me.
Me: Yes I do, you're my very favourite Harry*
DS: I NOT your favourite Harry
Me: but you're the only one I've got!
DS: Mmmm, yes. Maybe need to get a pretend Harry.
*For those who know me, yes, I am aware that's not his name. I'm tired, but not quite that tired!
Double oddball.
Tonight. We'd put the kids down. Several times. Heard little feet running up and down the corridor. Sent DH to check it out. Next thing I know Spider-Man appeared in the lounge room. DS1 had helped DD into his Spider-Man dress up. While they were supposed to be sleeping. :lol:
Lmao. Spock is such a little character.
I just got out of the shower and ws naked drying myself in the bedroom and sh came in to 'check I was doing it right' *rolls eyes* but about 30sec later Spock walks it with the cheekiest grin nd yells "BUSTED"
Lmao. Spock is such a little character.
I just got out of the shower and ws naked drying myself in the bedroom and dh came in to 'check I was doing it right' *rolls eyes* but about 30sec later Spock walks it with the cheekiest grin nd yells "BUSTED"
Loving these. Here's a stream of conciousness from Liebling over a 9v battery - I did interject with "it's the old smoke alarm battery" several times:
Mama, what's that? It looks like it should be a battery, but it's the wrong shape. Batteries are round and this is square. It's just the wrong shape, you can never get square batteries. I've never seen anything like that before, it just can't be a battery. It's not the right shape. It's square and you can't have square batteries. I just don't know what it is.
We were driving one day and I had my window down, my hair was blowing in the wind. My DS says, 'mum, can you close the window please?' I said 'why?', he says 'because your hair will fall off.
so cute!
I: "I have a bellybutton"
Me: "What happens if you push it?"
I: *blank stare*
Me: "Its a button, if you push it shouldnt it do something?"
I: *pushes bellybutton*
"It doesnt make a noise..."
Me: "Oh.. whynot?"
I: "I think the batteries must be flat"
DS10 followed me around in the shops today talking in a Scottish accent. Every time he spoke I had to laugh. He was so spot on.
We don't even know any scots.
He did stop when I told him haggis for dinner.
I was breastfeeding dd2 in a room in my inlaws when her little cousin comes in and sees me.
In shock horror she yelps "oh no dd2 is eating your boobies!!!"
"i have to write a card for Catherine (kinder teacher) cos she has two sons. one of them is called Emma." 3.5 yy dd
The flying butter, DD1 just saw your Avi and asked if she could have an orange Barbie just like that.
Last night I asked DD1 if she wanted some milk before bed to which she replied. 'Yes please, but just a small goats size tonight'. I have no idea where she gets here measuring instruments from. :)
DS1: "DS2, you are little. CONTACT!!"
DS complained of a tummy ache when he got up. I said maybe he needed to go to the toilet as that sometimes helps.
DS: No, I already did a big fluffy and that didn't help at all.
Pmsl...dh and I have just finished laughing our bums off after Spock spontaneously started doing the 'mr bean dance' (larger than life hip thrusts)