That's just gorgeous Sarah!
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That's just gorgeous Sarah!
I might be bias but I would definitely say she is a genius!
DS1 (aged 5) is curled up on the bean bag with a blanket covering him. He just announced that he has just had a baby at home so he is going to stay in bed for a couple of days and feed it some milk :lol:
I have taught my boy well....now to start on the tricky topic of boys vs girls and their roles in the whole childbirth phenomenon :rofl:
DS just came in chewing with his hand over his mouth. I asked what are you eating?
DS: "Nothing"
Me: is it a papadam (I'd cooked some & they're sitting on the bench waiting for dinner)
DS: No, I'm eating nothing
Me: That's not true is it? What are you eating?
DS: Its a tomato, which I don't like. :ROFL: He'd never volunarily eat a tomato & its quite clearly pappadam.
my boys were watching meerkats on tv the otherday, ds2 asked, quiet puzzled,
"mum what them dogs doing?" befor i had a chance to reply, quick as a flash, ds1 shot back
"those arnt dogs, there mirror cats! god dont you know anything??" god love him!!!
i dindt have the heart to correct him, nor could i fight the laughter had i wanted!!
A couple of new ones -
I was digging a section of grass out at work to put some stepping stones down for the older playground. One little came up to me with excitement and asked what I was doing. I explained and she asked, with the most serious expression "Did you find any treasure?"
Then the other day I was helping everyone put on jumpers and shoes after waking from rest time and the assistant was helping in the bathroom, one 3 year old boy had put his own undies on and stumbled out to me with a look of confusion on his face and both legs in one hole, his bits poking out the side. He says very calmly and very seriously, "I can't ge my penis to go in". It totally cracked me and the rest of the kids, including him, up laughing!
Aricyn: "Mummy"
Me: "yes Aricyn?"
Aricyn: "How did Eden get out of your tummy?"
Me: stammers, "uh.. um...er... what do you mean?"
Aricyn: "How did she get out of your tummy"
Me: "Um... she came out of my vagina".... mutual blinks at each other.. giggles from him and then "That's silly......" and walks off snorting.
William: (whilst flying a piece of cheese around) "this cheese is Buzz Lightyear"
Me: "To infinity and beyond!"
William: "Mum, it doesn't talk - it is only a piece of cheese!"
Haahaa, but to fly is quite a normal behaviour for a slice of cheese - love kid logic!:
On the way home from playgroup today, I was getting hounded with the "why?" question. Over and over... everything was "why.. why mummy" :wall: haha
So I turned and said,
"Arghh!! Kaili!! You're driving me bananas!!!!!"
To which she quickly responded,
"Oh mum, you drive me lettuce"
:rofl: hehehe, where do they think of this stuff?! ;)
:rofl: awww thats so cute :)
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One of my 5yo nieces was really excited about me having a baby. One afternoon she was sitting on my lap talking to me and she asked if thought my baby would be cute and i said yes i think she will be. And then she goes i hope she looks like B (her baby brother) as hes really cute and both me and my SIL piped in and said i hope not! :lol: now that would be very naughty! LOL
My MIL had my youngest son last week for the day and went down to the shops. A lady was remarking on how well behaved he was :o and then asked him his name to which he replied "Big Boy"!
Yesterday I told him the name of his baby sister that would be here soon and then I asked him what my name was (My Mummy) and then who was at work (My Daddy), his brother (Bailey), the dogs name (Diesel - Mums dog), his name.....you guessed it..."Big Boy"!:lol:
Dude!
Oh that reminds me (dont ask me how LOL) but when i was still in hospital a friend of mine came to visit me and she brought in her son. He adored Kailey had lots of cuddles and kisses (hes 2.5) and he knows his mum is having another baby and when they were leaving my friend got up to walk away and he goes "mummy dont forget the baby" :rofl: he thought they were coming to the hospital to pick up THEIR baby as when she explained having a new baby she said she would go to hospital and they would have the baby there.. he got very upset when we told him the baby was mine!
lol, i just posted about this on fb.
miff's saying of the day is... I'M SO FRIGGIN COLD.
bad mummy that i am can't help but laugh..
oh how cute!!
I am having a bit of a short fuse today, and Jensen, who's nearly 3, was under my feet playing cars in the kitchen as I'm trying to cook... I said, admittedly a little harshly :(,
"Jensen! Get out of my way!"
to which he replied sadly
"I'm so sorry mummy. Please don't be so loud to Jensen Avis (that's his name). It makes Jensen sad and cry".
Aw man, I nearly cried. I didnt mean to upset him :crying:
Oh! Boobaloo, you posted as I posted...
We stayed at DH's aunty's place the other day, and Jensen was up in the morning with the Aunty looking after him (so we had a lie-in !) Then I heard a whingey voice:
"I can't reach. I can't reach the door. Ohhh craaaaap"
ooops! Mummy should be more careful with her language!
1sttimemumma - that happend to me when i had my bub, my bestie came to visit with her then 2.5 yr old girl who just loved bub, then they were going and shes all "mummy dont forget my new baby" she thort they were taking bub lol....she was kinda sad lol :(
Lol,
My DD who is nearly 3 is having a few poo issues. The poor cherub has a fissure so it really hurts to try and poo and subsequently she's become constipated. So she's obviously heard me talking about her being constipated because we were at the park yesterday and there were 2 ibis's. DD saw the Ibis's and said there are 2 gooses over there mummy! They're not very nice, their constipated! The way she said it just cracked me up :rofl:
Nawwww lol but he absolutely adores her. We had lunch last week and he kept hugging and kissing her. But then he tried to make her stop crying by putting his hand over her mouth and her nose. Oh i almost died when i saw that. I kinda yelled at him made him cry but i was like OMG what are you doing!!!:
my 4yo's deffinition of sunday: "it cant be sunday, because sunday is a day were
we get up and there is lots of sun, it was raining and now its night, so it cant be sunday mum!!!"
ah, derrr!!
DhH was telling me something about lady at work named Aileen. 4 year old DS pipes up with "What did the alien look like?" :rofl:
:rofl: I love this thread.
SIL has taught DS to say "eh eh eeeh" like "Anne" on Little Britain.
Every now and again he'll say it completely out of the blue, cracks us up every time.
Hahaha Snowy! Oh gosh, better not tell poor Aileen about that one! :o
Got out of the car to get some things from the local supermarket during the week
DD - " Mum, when I go in, the ladies, they will say, Oh my god.. that girl is just, sooo pretty"
PMSL ! Soo modest! :)
DD who is 3 thinks she is the world authority on everything. Has hit two balls in her life playing totem tennis with DP and takes it upon herself to become DP's motivational coach, "ohhh, GOOD hit dadda." Thanks DD.
I was watching CMC last week and got excited when Tim McGraw came on. DS#2 asked who he was so I told him his name and he repeated it after me....Timber Draws!
xxxxx
Charlotte saw Dame Edna on the Parkinson interview last night, pointed and exclaimed, "That is Santa's husband you know mummy!"
We asked her if she meant 'wife', she replied matter-of-factly: "No mummy, her husband, she is a maaaaaan!!"
:rofl:
Lime that is very cute!!
One from today...
we got a trampoline for DD for Christmas, a big 12 footer with 125kg weight limit, meaning that both me and DH can go on it with her. Today, after bouncing bouncing bouncing I was stuffed and lay down on the mat and she snuggled up for one minute.
And then she said, "Mum, can we stop being married now and keep bouncing?"
I nearly wet myself laughing.
ds1 has had a few this week,
i was kicked back on the vcouch, and said if they wanted to feel the baby move, to put there hands on my belly, ds2 went to come up, shot a look at df, then went back to his seat all embarressed.... ds1 however asked how i knew the baby was moving and why he couldnt see it, told him she is in my tummy so i can feel her move, his reply... "well i want you to eat me so i can go and see the baby IN your tummy. i want to see her not feel her move"
just now, a song came on tv, that who are you, who who... one, well he starts running arround singing "who arreee yoouu, who who are yooooou my biii**eees, wont listen to me that they dont actualy say that, according to him its how it goes, if it dosent go that way, well then it should...
I thought this was soo cute.. My Mum, her DH and my 2 brothers were swimming in the pool today while I was still inside. When I came outside my Mum told me that my 8y/o brother had said "When's Sissy coming in for a family swim? We're not a family yet til she gets here" HOW CUTE!!! Especially since I'm so much older and live so far away, it's sooo nice to know that yes I am just as much part of the family :)
just had to share this, df and i have just stoped laughing!!
all afternoon, the kids and i have been watching about 5 or so cocatoos eating a fruit tree over the back fence. df gets home and ds1 excitedly tells him
"weve been watching cokaldoodaldoos over the back fence!"
DS wanted to make a donation to the flood appeal, but he wanted to use his money in his piggy bank. I took him to woolworths so we could both donate some money. DS walks up to a lady and says, "I want to give my pocket money for the houses that got flushed away."
I thought it was so sweet of him and so cute.
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That's lovely, what a generous little man.:
This morning DS and I were talking about having babies and he told me that 'ranga' (his favourite teddy - an orangutan) had just come out of his tummy. When I asked if it had hurt he said "you mean the burst?". :ROFL: So funny, and yet appropriate!
Today DD1 was running around in the nude as usual and then I saw her checking out her private parts a bit too viciously.
Me: 'DD stop touching you might hurt yourself'
DD: 'No Mummy, not finished yet!'
:rofl:
Pandora's DS2 and DD have become great little friends this weekend. Of all the nick names that i thought about that could come out of DD's name, MOLL wasn't one of them lol
Hehe, sounds like they've been having a ball BG!
DD has been coming out with some gorgeous stuff lately.
We've just finished TT her and now she seems to think it's my turn. Every time I go to the loo she claps and says approvingly "good giiirl Mummy! A wee on the toilet!" Has even announced my successes in public toilets and we've heard some quiet chuckles from the adjacent cubicles. Ah well, gotta take praise where I can get it!
Also, trying to get her used to the idea that a sibling is on it's way, I was showing her the baby 'line-up' at mother's group (four of the Mums have had babies in the last few months and they were all lined up along the wall in their prams and capsules). I said to DD "would you like us to have a baby?". DD thought about it and said "yes", then walked along the line and pointed: "that one". She chose well - the one who is always asleep!
ETA: oh, and one last cute one...! This morning I woke up to DD entertaining herself by singing some kind of nursery-rhyme medely (sure this one is funnier if you could have heard it). She had her rag-doll's hands and was clapping them singing "clap, clap, clap your hands" (to the tune of a playschool action song).... pause.... clearly can't remember how the rest of the song goes so finishes "clap your hands aaaallll daaaaay long!" (to the tune of 'wheels on the bus').
DS 3 yrsand i were talking about weddings in the car when he pipes up
DS: mum i came to your wedding, didnt i??
me: yes
DS: in your belly
me: thats right'
DS: cause you ate me all up....
me: not quite
DS: then how did i get there
me: well thats a good question
i was laughing soo hard i could barely manage a response
Funny #1
I was using a sewing needle, trying to get a splinter out of DH foot yesterday and couldn't get at it. I asked DD(4yo) this-
Me, 'Lily do you know what tweezers are?'
Lil, 'Yep'
Me, 'Do you know where they are? Can you get them?'
Lil, 'Yep'
She toddles off to get the tweezers for me. She returns with her arms full of toys.
Lil, 'Mummeee, here's the toysers for you, I got lots!'
Funny #2
DS1 often calls me and just says 'I here', jsut kinda checking in with me, this morning this is what he said....
Liam (tapping my arm), 'Muumm...?'
Me, 'Yes Li?'
Liam, 'I right here'
Me (looking at him), 'Ok Liam'
Liam, 'Just scratching my bum and doodle....