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thread: Things you never thought you would have to say as a parent

  1. #73
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    Nov 2008
    Perth
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    These are hilarious!



    My turn:
    No you can't drink special milk from Nanna!

    (said to DD1 who is 3 and hasn't BF since she was 11 months while she pretended to BF off my mum!)

  2. #74
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    Jul 2008
    Melbourne
    3,244

    please don't lick the hospital floor

  3. #75
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    Dec 2007
    Hork-Bajir Valley
    5,722

    there is a serious amount of licking going around

  4. #76
    You were RAK'ed in 2015

    Sep 2011
    Melbourne
    359

    Are there bones in your fingers - to DD whenever she coughs after sucking on her whole hand.

    Made perfect sense to me until my mum laughed at me

  5. #77
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    Mar 2009
    wagga wagga NSW
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    these are hilarious

    some of what i have had to say to DS -
    - no the chicken doesnt need to go to sleep in your bed (after walking into his room finding the chicken with a blanket over her head and DS patting her head saying shhhhhh)
    - please dont bath the chicken in the dogs water bowl!
    - no the chicken doesnt need a drink of water (after seeing DS grab the chicken by the head and forcing her to drink)
    - no the dog doesnt eat such and such

    these are just a few!

  6. #78
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    Dec 2008
    Brisbane, QLD
    5,171

    these are hilarious

    some of what i have had to say to DS -
    - no the chicken doesnt need to go to sleep in your bed (after walking into his room finding the chicken with a blanket over her head and DS patting her head saying shhhhhh)
    That its soooo freakin' cute!

  7. #79
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    Jun 2012
    South Australia
    1,097

    they just keep getting funnier!

  8. #80
    2013 BellyBelly RAK Recipient.

    May 2007
    Brisbane
    5,310

    "Fine, you can drink the bath water, if it means you're going to drink something I don't even care right now..."

    To my DD today (she had her adnoids and tonsils out on Monday and I'm finding it hard to get her to drink anything). Side note, there wasn't any soap in the bath at this stage, and yes I know how disgusting it is, she usually just teases me pretending to drink it as I tell her not to, but today I was quite fine for her to drink it. Unfortunately, she didn't. lol

  9. #81
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    Apr 2009
    Sunshine Coast
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    Thanks sweetheart, but mummy can wipe her own bum!

  10. #82
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    Sep 2007
    travelling
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    Thanks sweetheart, but mummy can wipe her own bum!
    I say this alot! Or 'no, thanks baby, DS doesn't need you wiping for him'.

    Put the toilet paper back in the toilet! DD3 has a pretty gross fascination with the toilet... She's finally growing out of it!

  11. #83
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    Feb 2006
    NSW Central Coast
    5,301

    "Fine, you can drink the bath water, if it means you're going to drink something I don't even care right now..."

    To my DD today (she had her adnoids and tonsils out on Monday and I'm finding it hard to get her to drink anything). Side note, there wasn't any soap in the bath at this stage, and yes I know how disgusting it is, she usually just teases me pretending to drink it as I tell her not to, but today I was quite fine for her to drink it. Unfortunately, she didn't. lol

    Leasha, if there was anything wrong with drinking bath water, my kids would have carked it long ago!

  12. #84
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    Nov 2007
    Country Vic - West of Ballarat
    1,568

    Adding to the licking theme...

    This was said to DD yesterday after we had been out at the shops and she had been walking around.

    "Do not lick stuck on food off the bottom of your shoes" eeewwwww gross...

  13. #85
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    Sep 2011
    Sydney
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    Some of these are hilarious! The only one I can think of is 'Please don't stand on the bunny, she doesn't like it very much.'

  14. #86
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    Mar 2011
    Sydney, Australia
    1,240

    So funny!

    Mine are " Please dont eat the bunnies poo" " Don't drag the bunny by the ears he dosent like it" "Please dont lick the floor" and " No the bunny dosent want to eat right now" (as my DD forces bunnies head into the bowl)

  15. #87
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    Apr 2008
    Adelaide
    1,741

    Today 'please don't fold up the chair while your sister is sitting in it'

  16. #88
    BellyBelly Member

    Nov 2004
    VIC
    1,794

    "please dont tell me you are eating chewing gum that you found under the table in the food court!!""

    yup he was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. #89
    BellyBelly Member

    Nov 2004
    VIC
    1,794

    please stop biting your own toenail and eating them
    (same son who ate the chewing gum)!!

  18. #90
    BellyBelly Member

    Nov 2004
    VIC
    1,794

    please dont tell me you just did a poo in that sand pit bucket toy outside!!
    (yup same child as above)!!!
    apparently his twin sister told him to do it!!

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