Things you never thought you would have to say as a parent

[Taurean]

These are hilarious!

My turn:
No you can't drink special milk from Nanna!

(said to DD1 who is 3 and hasn't BF since she was 11 months while she pretended to BF off my mum!)

[sloane]

please don't lick the hospital floor

[~TT40~]

there is a serious amount of licking going around

[emmjayt]

Are there bones in your fingers - to DD whenever she coughs after sucking on her whole hand.

Made perfect sense to me until my mum laughed at me

[teresa]

these are hilarious

some of what i have had to say to DS -
- no the chicken doesnt need to go to sleep in your bed (after walking into his room finding the chicken with a blanket over her head and DS patting her head saying shhhhhh)
- please dont bath the chicken in the dogs water bowl!
- no the chicken doesnt need a drink of water (after seeing DS grab the chicken by the head and forcing her to drink)
- no the dog doesnt eat such and such

these are just a few!

[Calluna]

these are hilarious

some of what i have had to say to DS -
- no the chicken doesnt need to go to sleep in your bed (after walking into his room finding the chicken with a blanket over her head and DS patting her head saying shhhhhh)

That its soooo freakin' cute!

[Mummy&Daddy2Be]

they just keep getting funnier!

[Indadhanu]

"Fine, you can drink the bath water, if it means you're going to drink something I don't even care right now..."

To my DD today (she had her adnoids and tonsils out on Monday and I'm finding it hard to get her to drink anything). Side note, there wasn't any soap in the bath at this stage, and yes I know how disgusting it is, she usually just teases me pretending to drink it as I tell her not to, but today I was quite fine for her to drink it. Unfortunately, she didn't. lol

[Stevie]

Thanks sweetheart, but mummy can wipe her own bum!

[~clover~]

Thanks sweetheart, but mummy can wipe her own bum!

I say this alot! Or 'no, thanks baby, DS doesn't need you wiping for him'.

Put the toilet paper back in the toilet! DD3 has a pretty gross fascination with the toilet... She's finally growing out of it!

[MrsFabuloso]

"Fine, you can drink the bath water, if it means you're going to drink something I don't even care right now..."

To my DD today (she had her adnoids and tonsils out on Monday and I'm finding it hard to get her to drink anything). Side note, there wasn't any soap in the bath at this stage, and yes I know how disgusting it is, she usually just teases me pretending to drink it as I tell her not to, but today I was quite fine for her to drink it. Unfortunately, she didn't. lol

Leasha, if there was anything wrong with drinking bath water, my kids would have carked it long ago!

[TaRhLi.]

Adding to the licking theme...

This was said to DD yesterday after we had been out at the shops and she had been walking around.

"Do not lick stuck on food off the bottom of your shoes" eeewwwww gross...

[sepata]

Some of these are hilarious! The only one I can think of is 'Please don't stand on the bunny, she doesn't like it very much.'

[Lolpigs]

So funny!

Mine are " Please dont eat the bunnies poo" " Don't drag the bunny by the ears he dosent like it" "Please dont lick the floor" and " No the bunny dosent want to eat right now" (as my DD forces bunnies head into the bowl)

[Novella]

Today 'please don't fold up the chair while your sister is sitting in it'

[diva det]

"please dont tell me you are eating chewing gum that you found under the table in the food court!!""

yup he was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[diva det]

please stop biting your own toenail and eating them
(same son who ate the chewing gum)!!

[diva det]

please dont tell me you just did a poo in that sand pit bucket toy outside!!
(yup same child as above)!!!
apparently his twin sister told him to do it!!