Reply With Quoteomg!!!! these have made my day soo much better!!!!!i'm literally cracking it at my desk, telling DF all the things we have to look forward too. thanks ladies
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This is hilarious!!!
"Stop eating tissues!!!!"
"Stop licking me!"
Theres probably tonnes more but they dont come to me right now!
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omg!!!! these have made my day soo much better!!!!!
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No DD I am not pulling your teeth out just so the tooth fairy can come.
Sorry DD, Jack the pumpkin King can not come to your birthday party.
I am sorry that Baby Lula who lives in your belly ran away. I am sure the police man can't find her. No she isn't in jail.
I am pretty sure DD that you won't be growing a penis when you grow up.
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please stop watching West Side Story, I'm sick of it
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Thought of another one 'don't smell the cats bottom'
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"Huzzah, there's a new Bob the Builder album out!"
"Don't stop to look at the poo. It's probably not human poo. Well, dog owners usually take dog poo away. And cats often bury their poo. It might have been fox poo."
We also converse in cat, I thought that was normal.
"No, I will not lick your tongue."
Also: "Makka pakka akka wakka mikka makka moo. Makka pakka appa yakka ippa akka oooh. Hum dum agga pang ing ang oooh. Makka pakka akka wakka mikka makka moo." With a straight face in a quiet monotone.
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TFB, you are my HERO for learning those lyrics. Also, I think you've watched too much Night Garden
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Worst thing is - haven't watched Night Garden for about three years. Makka Pakka was my favourite though.
2013 BellyBelly RAK Recipient.
Yes, "stop licking me" gets said a bit around here too.
"No you cannot sit on my lap while I'm going to the toilet."
"You're only allowed to sit on top of the lounge if you give me a head massage while your up there."
"Why did you pour water all over my tummy? ... Uh, no, you're little sister doesn't drink through my belly button. NO not my vagina either!"
I've also had to tell her off in the shower for trying to spread my bum cheeks and try and look at her little sister.
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PMSL haha so so funny.
Don't dip your rice crackers in melted chocolate (today at max brenners DS2)
Don't pull your brothers penis
Don't stand on your brothers penis (in bath)
Don't eat poo
Don't lick your fingers after going to toilet and not wash them!
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These are so funny!
Got another one this afternoon: ' great idea to have your next birthday party at the north pole but it's too far away'. Followed by 'no I don't think qantas fly to the north pole'
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Yes mate I can hear your poo hitting the water.......no I don't want to see it
Stop weeing on your brother/sister
No you can't have a pet crocodile.......I don't care if Bindy has one
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Please take my undies off your head.
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Stop standing in the toilet, your sister didn't flush it yet
Don't touch anyone's penis but your own
Stop touching your penis and it will go down
I don't remember giving you and apple...how OLD is that apple, don't eat it! (We hadn't had apples for about 4 days and DS2 came up to me gnawing on half of one...!)
Don't ever wee on your sister again!
Don't sit in the mud with no undies on you will get dirt in your vagina
Oh, I have SOOOO many more I can't think of right now!
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I can never tell sarcasm on forums, but are you joking??
These are great! I'm always having to say 'don't lick me' don't lick the car' just don't lick!
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No you can't take torchy in the shower, yes, I will give him a kiss so he is not too sad, ( dd has a torch ' torchy' that goes everywhere)
Not to the kids, but because of them ' let's plant the placenta under the kaffir lime tree'
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