You can't take 2 steps without stepping on a megablock.

Your floor contains the 5 food groups because your toddler won't let you vacuum

You accidentally tell people "Mummy has to wee now"

You forget to close the bathroom door when you have guests over because usually your toddler panics if she can't get to you

You ask the hairdresser for a cut that you can just brush and let air dry because your toddler takes longer to get ready then you

Instead of magazines in the magazine holder you have a selection of dr seuss books and scrap paper for drawing.

You take your handbag out only to find that your toddler has hidden your purse and filled your bag with crackers instead