Heheheheh, these are awesome

How about:

- when you haven't been to the cinema to see anything rated above a PG for the last 2 years - and don't care because kids movies are fun

- when you hear the loo door close and automatically ask "did you flush?" or "have you washed your hands" without looking up only to realise that it was DH not your child

- when you turn on your laptop only to realise that DD has changed the wallpaper to a picture of Justin Beiber on a lurid pink background *shudder*

- you walk out of JB hifi with more kids dvds than anything else