$@!! receptionist!

Hehehe I know what you mean building up in memory, I remember seeing a penis in a porn magazine when I was at primary school (some boys had found one in a paddock) and I was shocked and horrified at how huge they were! Well of course, being porn they were huge, but my memory is that they were the size of our forearm or bigger! Seriously, the probe ending is no where near as wide as the speculums are.