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thread: Omg flatulence!!!

  1. #1
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    Aug 2006
    Perth WA
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    Red face Omg flatulence!!!


    Oh my god girls I just cannot stop fluffing haha...
    It is so bad that at work I have to hold them in and by the end of the day have such a bad stomach ache. I go to the loo, have a wee, rub my belly, release what I can and by the time I get back to my desk and sit down I could do more but have to hold them in. I am sure a little bit leaked out today just as my boss came and sat down next to me I was thinking oh my god I can smell something, I think that was me and he can smell it
    So lucky I only work 2 week days and Saturdays there is mainly me on my own so I can fluff away. DH says there is something wrong with me ha ha ha DD says heehee Mummy's bottom

    Honestly this is not normal!

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    oh dear ... i'm dreading pregnancy #2 as Im fluffing enuf without being preggers!

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    I have noticed this just recently in my pregnancy. I have been gettign pains in my tummy, thinking that it might be labour starting, but NO! It just turns out I have wind and need to do a "fluff"!

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    Jan 2008
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    thankyou for the giggle.

    There is nothing worse than when you are at work and need to do a 'pop' (as I say to DD). That is something I do not miss.

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    Ahhh don'tcha love it!!!

    I found that I "fluffed" more when I was on a different brand of pregnancy vitamins - got the worst gut aches from all the wind.. then I switched to Elevit and it went away.

    Try not to gas yourself lovey... lol

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    Aug 2006
    Perth WA
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    Hey maybe that is it!! Right next bottle, I am changing brands!!

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    Thank goodness my desk is away from everyone elses...

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    Arimeh I think you are right. Didnt take multis this morning and it was a fairly fluff free day. Might start taking them late in the day me thinks!!

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    Yeah I took mine late in the day and got woken up at night with massive cramps... LOL.. so I don't know what was worse...

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    .... I'm REALLY REALLY glad it's not just me.

    I walk around alot for my job and I accidently drop them while walking past patrons/customers and I just go red in the face!

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    mine were so loud they outdid DP's!

    but they seemed to get better around the start of the 2nd tri.

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    I am suffering from the fluffs... and the burps... lots of air going on in this body at the moment!

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    Sorry to thread crash .... You girls are funny !

    Brings an interesting question to mind ?

    Do you "fluff" in front of your dp/dh? I cant do it ... I would love to, but I cant !!!

    He has NO shame .. and I have glen 20 by the bed to spray near his bum he is so bad

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    At the moment I have been fluffing and burping in front of DP... prior to pregnancy I would either go into the bathroom or another room or well away from him but at the moment I can't help when it happens so if he is in the room I just say "oh excuse me" or "oh my pardon me"

    We've been together just over 9 years and he thinks it is hilarious that this is really the first time I have let air escape in front of him... I am dreading how much air will escape or other embarrassing moments throughout the pregnancy... and labour

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    LOL ..

    and Miss TK1999, I am not sure if we have crossed threads to congratulate you on your wonderful news

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    BUT!!!! There is no better feeling than when you get home and can just let it all go.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......... ....................

    Nothing worse than being at work and needing to hold it in. Consider it a PC exercise or something.

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    Dec 2008
    Brighton, Brisbane
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    I completely stopped fluffing for the first few months, right now is another story though. I fluff all the time, and they smell really bad. Dp says i should get a trophy for some of the ones i pop off with. Haha

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    Oct 2008
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    This thread is hilarious

    DH & I call them toots & I have had the tootiest day ever Lucky I'm not shy about doing that around DH or I'd be forever running & hiding from him!!

    I think it gets worse the further along you go because I'm 15 weeks now & it's not abating

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