thread: Omg flatulence!!!

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  1. #1
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    Aug 2008
    adelaide
    258

    ROFL - very funny thread.

    One of my very few ladylike ways is that I REFUSED to fart in front of DP - I didn't do it until we were together at least a year and then it was just because he MADE me (after that i still didn't do it in front of him)... until I got preg that is - i cannot 'hold it' anymore and as bubs gets bigger it's just that much harder.

    Had a midwife appt today and i was soooo lucky (or they were) that i didn't let rip while they were measuring me/ feeling bubs position

    Also ... DP helped me with some maintenance 'down there' as cannot see 'it'... ready for birth and soooo badly needed to then ... had to make excuse to go to toilet so the worst wouldn't happen.

  2. #2
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    Mar 2009
    Brisbane Qld
    288

    Wow so glad I found this I thought it was just me this is #4 pregnancy for me and I have never had it before, I am 11 weeks now and it seems to have stopped but for a while there I was deadly, the poor dog got blamed a lot, I am really shy about that, not that anyone else around here is I call DH Bugle Bum so that might give you some idea what I am talking about and youngest thinks it is hilarious when daddy pops. I was taking a different vitamin so maybe that was it.