ROFL - very funny thread.

One of my very few ladylike ways is that I REFUSED to fart in front of DP - I didn't do it until we were together at least a year and then it was just because he MADE me (after that i still didn't do it in front of him)... until I got preg that is - i cannot 'hold it' anymore and as bubs gets bigger it's just that much harder.

Had a midwife appt today and i was soooo lucky (or they were) that i didn't let rip while they were measuring me/ feeling bubs position

Also ... DP helped me with some maintenance 'down there' as cannot see 'it'... ready for birth and soooo badly needed to then ... had to make excuse to go to toilet so the worst wouldn't happen.