This is something I'm not looking forward to - complete strangers thinking they can walk up to you and comment on your body! I swear if anyone does that to me I'm going to make a remark about their belly.

"Well, at least I have a baby in here - what's your excuse?"
"So, you're carrying yours in your backside, are you?"
"Better a fat belly than a fat head."

I'm trying to come up with a really, really good one that will just have everyone looking at me in awe, but it's not hit yet. Then I'll be wanting someone to comment just so I can use it LOL. Ah well, I have a while before I really start showing yet, so there's still time!