I reading this with my DH now - stop and highlighted the " i will be getting jewerelly" comment - but alas, apparently not
The double choc sundae is a good idea - and will be about as much as i will get. Apparently the baby, and the extra bedroom, family room and new furnishing's will already be enough......

Although, there was a similar thread to this a few months back, and someone suggested books for dad to read to new bubs, which was abit cute as well. There was a book mentioned, cant remember exact title, but, something along the lines of "lies to tell the baby" humuerous tall stories to tell kids, which sounded kinda a good daddy thing.