"Oh, in my culture if you are pointy you are having a boy, if you are wide you are having a girl, but you're both pointy and wide!"
How cheeky! Obviously comeone who HASN'T been pregnant LOL! I saw someone the other day who I hadn't seen since before getting pregnant, and she said "OH, you just look fat not pregnant!!!"... Nice, thats EXACTLY what I want to hear, thanks!