I think I outdid myself today....

Walked into a beautician off the street and asked if she had time to tint my windows.

She just looked at me and in a deadpan voice said 'and what part of you is your windows?' and I just looked back blankly at her for a moment and then said 'my eyelashes' in a tone that I'm sure said are you an idiot or what. Just as I said eyelashes I realised I'd originally said windows and just started laughing loudly at myself, trying to squeak out that I was sorry I meant eyelashes to begin with.

Can fit you right in now was her response but I do think she just wanted to back away quietly from the mad pregnant laughing lady heh heh