I wish we could all go back to that naivety. But here we are. Together. And together we understand how you feel, the additional costs (including the cost of toilet paper ) and the stress waiting for the next milestone to pass so you can worry about the next one.

Vent away. It is a torture I am happy to hold your hand through (unfortunately cyber only) and you know I will be there every step. You know the drill - each pregnancy has different levels, they are perfectly normal. But it doesn't really help to be told and it doesn't make you worry any less. Come September / October I will be thrilled to read your birth announcement

P.S. No idea if this makes any sense at all - sleep deprivation has kicked in and robbed me of coherent speech