Ok here is my list:

Swollen Hands (a little at times)
Swollen Feet (only since 34 weeks)
Indigestion (only since 36 weeks)
Not being able to lay on back or tummy (havent done so since 1st trimester)
Crusty Nipples (YES!!)
Can't walk long distances (yup)
Calf Cramps (OUCH!!)
Strech Marks (dont get my started)
Stitches (OUCH!!)
Insomnia (I'm a newage zombie haha)
Heartburn (only since 36 weeks)
Frequent toilet visits (getting there)
Belly button gone flat or popped (yes)
Braxton Hicks (yes)
Nasal congestion (a little)
Dry Skin (yes)
Restless Legs (yes)
Memory Loss (good old PG brain haha)
Lower abdominal cramps (YES!!)
Constipation (a bit)
Itchyness all over (yes)
Sore hips (especially in the morning when i've woken up and tried to get out of bed)

I think thats it for me