When my sister was born 15 yrs ago my dad had to be called form the pub, he was that drunk when got to the hospital that he passed out & didnt wake till 10 hrs later (they just made him a bed & put him in it) to find my step mum couldnt have my sister by v-birth & needed a c-section. She was so not happy!!!

OMG lindsay!! PMSL!!
i would of killed DP!!