*giggles* We need to get you a cape and spandex suit with a big "I" on the belly! You can dash from house to house and become irrationally upset - making men appreciate their PMSing partners once and for all! A true hero!
Actually I want to bottle IPW (Irrational Pregnant Woman) and bring her out on all those occasions when I'm thinking I 'should' be polite and accomodating... <evil grin>

"Tired of being patient with people at checkouts who ignore you or people who push in when you are trying to get on the train? Tired of being everyone's doormat when they insist that it's All About Them when you know it should be All About You? You need.... Irrational Pregnant Woman! Guaranteed to clear a room of oblivious twits in five seconds and embarass every inconsiderate idiot within a 5km radius."