You clean all the countertops with your bump as you are working, don't realise you have done it and go out with greasy marks under the bump area of your maternity top (the bit you can't see). I bleached the countertops the other day and managed to get big bleach marks all over my new top, didn't realise until I took it off at night though.
When an electricity company rings up offering you a discount and you can't be bothered getting up and walking to the study to get a bill to see if you are eligible because it means you will have to get up from lying on the couch!
My mum parked next to another car and said 'you won't be able to get past both the side mirrors' (they were right next to each other) I said 'of course I can!' NOOOO! Ended up squatting so my belly went under them!
Agree about the crumbs, I think I've brushed them off, and they have just moved down a level (which I can't see).
Cut myself shaving my legs 3 times last night!
Trying to DIY bikini wax, and having my belly stick to my thigh! - not pretty...
Getting up from sitting in a row of seats (at the movies) and hitting a man in the head in front of me with my belly!
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