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  1. #1
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    Oct 2007
    Mudgee, NSW
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    When you're in a cafe and while the waitress is taking orders bubs decides to shove her head up into your ribs so you rub said part of belly, with an "ouch" expression on your face, and the waitress says "You're not going into labour, are you?!" while looking distinctly panicked...

    I had that happen to me the other night while we were at an Italian restaurant the waitress said to me that I should be at home incase i go into labour!!! hahahaha.

    You know when your pregnant when you own a big 4x4 and struggle to get in and out of it! ( I own a Toyota Landcruiser 80 Series that are massive and I am struggling to get in and out of it! )
    You have to get DH to shave your bikini line and anything else while he is at it!

    You cant lean forward to reach a cup or anything in front of you with out having to use one hand to push yourself forward and hold you there.

    You are now second best to your mum as the belly comes first now!!

    Yeah the handbags and the benches I can relate to lol

    I love the thread. what a good idea, its really cheered me up

  2. #2
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    Apr 2008
    Melbourne
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    You know you're heavily pregnant when you carry your 2 year old on your hip and she has to put her leg under your bust so that she can hang on as she can't get it around your waist anymore!

  3. #3
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    Mar 2008
    In my own twisted little universe
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    LOL i hear you on the Landcruiser - I can't get into ours either hehehehe

    when you clean the bath with the mop because you can't bend down to scrub with a sponge

  4. #4

    May 2008
    Melbourne, Vic
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    Hahahaha cleaning the bath with a mop

    And Nai, your DD with her leg under your boobs...

    Funny funny funny.

  5. #5
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    Jul 2008
    a slice of paridise, victoria
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    dee- thats a fantasic idea...now i just need a mop...

    - You know you're hevly pregnant when some one offers to move their car in a shopping center car park so you can get in easier (aww christmas spirit!)
    - when the crocs you bought that have fitted you FINE for the past month and a half suddenly get tigher...