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oooh meegs! sounds painful!
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Ouch Meegs!!
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When you're in a cafe and while the waitress is taking orders bubs decides to shove her head up into your ribs so you rub said part of belly, with an "ouch" expression on your face, and the waitress says "You're not going into labour, are you?!" while looking distinctly panicked...
Last edited by OceanPrincess; December 22nd, 2008 at 09:37 AM. : Fixing the typos!
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omg, im sure this has been said before. But yesterday I shut the door and it collected my belly on the way. I guess I have popped more than i thought!
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Ocean Princess - i get that too, or if i have to sit down in a shopping centre cos im tired and sore and rub my belly people look at me funny as they walk past like they are scared my water is going to break right there in the mall!!
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When you go and get a massage and the beautician with an absolute expression of shock and fascination states "wow I could actually see all the fluid shifting in your legs - I've never seen that before........."
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rofl Dee!
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ankles? what ankles? I have CANKLES baby!!!
*sob*
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I had that happen to me the other night while we were at an Italian restaurant the waitress said to me that I should be at home incase i go into labour!!! hahahaha.
When you're in a cafe and while the waitress is taking orders bubs decides to shove her head up into your ribs so you rub said part of belly, with an "ouch" expression on your face, and the waitress says "You're not going into labour, are you?!" while looking distinctly panicked...
You know when your pregnant when you own a big 4x4 and struggle to get in and out of it! ( I own a Toyota Landcruiser 80 Series that are massive and I am struggling to get in and out of it! )
You have to get DH to shave your bikini line and anything else while he is at it!
You cant lean forward to reach a cup or anything in front of you with out having to use one hand to push yourself forward and hold you there.
You are now second best to your mum as the belly comes first now!!
Yeah the handbags and the benches I can relate to lol
I love the thread. what a good idea, its really cheered me up
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You know you're heavily pregnant when you carry your 2 year old on your hip and she has to put her leg under your bust so that she can hang on as she can't get it around your waist anymore!
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LOL i hear you on the Landcruiser - I can't get into ours either hehehehe
when you clean the bath with the mop because you can't bend down to scrub with a sponge
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Hahahaha cleaning the bath with a mop
And Nai, your DD with her leg under your boobs...
Funny funny funny.
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dee- thats a fantasic idea...now i just need a mop...
- You know you're hevly pregnant when some one offers to move their car in a shopping center car park so you can get in easier (aww christmas spirit!)
- when the crocs you bought that have fitted you FINE for the past month and a half suddenly get tigher...
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i remember the pee test that i had to do all the time for the protein in the urine and my "moment" was not being able to see the cup anymore and having to just guess that i was peeing into it!!
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- When your mother insists on you choosing a colour for her to paint your toenails for you (as mine did today!)
- When you contemplate carrying your mobile phone EVERYWHERE with you in the house, incase you slip over and can't get up to be able to call your other half (after all, he is partially responsible for this!)
- You rely more and more on your twenty two month old to be able to bring you things so that you don't have to get up.
- You spend entire days in pj's as none of your 'maternity' or 'fat' clothes fit comfortably any more.
- You get up to go to the bathroom during the night more times than you can keep count in the morning (and then go and raid the fridge as you are starving from eating only about a cupful of food at dinner time since baby is squashing your stomach).
- Your belly button ceases to exist.
- You hope your toes will dry properly in the air and that you don't get tinea after showering since you can't reach them to towel dry adequately.
- If there is someone else in the loo you feel like telling them to hurry up just in case you need to go in the next five minutes.
- Being a tad bit scared of using the knife sharpening tool (scarab is it?) incase you catch the knife on your belly!
Definately agree about the bikini line! I managed to do my legs with one of those epilady things the other day, and had to guess if the backs of my legs were done by the lack of plucking pain...
This thread is an absolute pi$$er. Speaking of which, I'm off to the bathroom.
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When you take off your clothes at night and your cereal that you ate for breakfast falls to the floor as it was stuck in between your cleavage all day and you couldnt even feel it or see it until now!
I am now up to a 28 point turn in bed!!
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This is such a funny thread! I love it!
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Hahahaha that happens to me all the time with toast crumbs!!! DH keeps offering to get them out for me
And DH now says I need a council planning permit to roll from one side to the other in bed!
How bout this one - when you have to move the keyboard and mouse really close to the edge of the desk so you can reach because your belly keeps hitting the desk!
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