when you lose food whilest sitting down and your DH points and tells you its "right there" and you have no idea where "there" is as you havent seen your hooharr in a few months.

wondering why people have 'low rider' cars as you wonder how you'd ever get in/out of one when you struggle with a normal car.

Ohh and when your cat goes whilest sitting next to your lap becuause a) they dont fit on your lap any more and b) they're getting stroked by something other then your hand!