This has been such a funny thread...love it...
Definitely taking me back.

Mine were
- when I found I then had to mop the floor (and change my top) after washing a couple of dishes
- when I had to roll out of bed and hoped for the best...to land on my feet (we have a rather high bed)
- when my boss had to point out I've got a little leftover from lunch (a big orange lasagne stain) on my white work provided maternity top (was on the under side of my belly, no way on earth I would've seen it...thank goodness for the dettol and hand dryer in the ladies bathroom)
- when I would try to squeeze between an office chair and wall - trying to suck the gut in and realising that was not going to help (even worse there was customers and staff watching me)

and I also remember carrying my mobile everywhere in case I fell over and couldn't get up (not sure who I was going to call though, everyone was at least 30mins aways)