you know you're heavily pregnant when...

[OceanPrincess]

...bringing everything you need to the coffee table so you dont have to get up from the couch anytime soon. And then finally getting comfy and having to pee grrr.

That happened to me last night!

The only other one I have to add is when you sneeze and it hurts so much you clutch you belly and say "OW" and your DH/DP/coworker looks alarmed and says "Was that a contraction????"

[misty]

when you have to use the disabled toilet, because you cann't go in a normal public toilet AND shut the door.

hmmm, I'm begining to remember all the fabulous things I have to look forward to.

[~clover~]

How about when your darling sister has to pick you up off the floor in IGA coz you were silly enough to get down there to look at shampoo!!

[nelly]

when you get weird sunburn on your thighs from sitting in the water at the beach. You spend hours wondering why you only rubbed in the suncreen THERE, then realise when you get home it is the shape of your belly and it's the HUGE shadow it cast.

[angelaartsstudent]

Sorry Nelly....you made me LOLin a big way!

[Malyna]

when you realise you have to admit that you can't squeeze through that gap no matter how hard you suck your stomach in. (this is after you have sent a colleague flying on their chair, coz you were so sure you'd make it this time!)

[Dansta]

heh, thease are making me laugh!

my lastest ones
-When you get a drink (well...for me a slurpee) and try to rest it between your knees to drive...and find that it will not fit, at all...even when you try to compress the sides!

-when sitting at the computer desk strait on isnt an option, at all.

- when cooking tea you have to check that your apron isnt getting too hot and making sure all pot handles arent pointing outwards..

-When the idea of sitting on the floor to play with your cats makes you tired.

[myson]

when you're constantly eating toddler sized meals... with a side of tums.