- you are thankful you have power steering as my belly rests on the bottom of the steering wheel .
- you have to use both hands to hold your belly just to roll over in bed.
- bringing everything you need to the coffee table so you dont have to get up from the couch anytime soon. And then finally getting comfy and having to pee grrr.
- thankful to have a 7yr help look after the 2yr cos you are just too tired to move.
-not being able to wash up without getting the belly wet.
-almost passing out when you have to bend over only slightly.
- having the belly so heavy and low that on occassion when you get up from the toilet the seat and have to lean forward it will come up a little bit.
- its easier to put the skirt on via the head instead of stepping into it.
- you feel like a penguin when walking at the shops i have a very good waddle going on.
- you have man legs (hairy) but not caring as its too hard to shave.
- belly is so big that there is no way of sitting down very lady like - legs wide apart and belly on the chair.
-when lying on the couch instead of trying to sit up you just roll off it and use the coffee table to get upright all awhile grunting with effort.
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