this is soo funny,

you know your heavily pregnant when:

- you are thankful you have power steering as my belly rests on the bottom of the steering wheel .

- you have to use both hands to hold your belly just to roll over in bed.

- bringing everything you need to the coffee table so you dont have to get up from the couch anytime soon. And then finally getting comfy and having to pee grrr.

- thankful to have a 7yr help look after the 2yr cos you are just too tired to move.

-not being able to wash up without getting the belly wet.

-almost passing out when you have to bend over only slightly.

- having the belly so heavy and low that on occassion when you get up from the toilet the seat and have to lean forward it will come up a little bit.

- its easier to put the skirt on via the head instead of stepping into it.

- you feel like a penguin when walking at the shops i have a very good waddle going on.

- you have man legs (hairy) but not caring as its too hard to shave.

- belly is so big that there is no way of sitting down very lady like - legs wide apart and belly on the chair.

-when lying on the couch instead of trying to sit up you just roll off it and use the coffee table to get upright all awhile grunting with effort.