you know you're heavily pregnant when...

[Fleur]

When you have to reassess your parking spaces...
I leave extra room on the drivers side now after getting parked in the other day...
I seriously didn't think I was going to be able to get in, the woman next to me had parked over the line.. I couldn't fit between the 2 sidemirrors & had to walk around the back...thought about tapping on her window & giving her a mouthful, settled for glaring daggers at her

[angelaartsstudent]

When you can NOT in any possible way fit into the passenger seat of your husband's Hyaundi Excel. And I don't drive so there is no other option! :-)

[Catastrophic]

When...
...you waddle instead of walk
... you can't sleep lying down otherwise you vomit (attractive)
... You really have to have the phone close just in case it calls because othewise you dont reach it in time
... had heaps of other thoughts but pregnancy brain has taken them

[angelaartsstudent]

Yes! Totally agree on the phone thing. I dont even bother getting up to answer it anymore becuase I know it will have stopped ringing by the time I get to it.

[Fleur]

Yes! Totally agree on the phone thing. I dont even bother getting up to answer it anymore becuase I know it will have stopped ringing by the time I get to it.

:yeahthat: And -

- you make your other children put your socks on for you
- You wonder how much longer you can fit through the shower door

I had another one but I've forgotten it, too

[CeeCee]

- When the garage attendant comes running out to fill the tank, and check the tyres...and it is a self-service petrol station...

[kitten76]

When your DH tries to be cute by making "quack quack" noises behind you as you walk (only to discover you should NEVER pee off a heavily PG woman)