- When the garage attendant comes running out to fill the tank, and check the tyres...and it is a self-service petrol station...
When your DH tries to be cute by making "quack quack" noises behind you as you walk (only to discover you should NEVER pee off a heavily PG woman)
:-O
No WAY would my husband be brave enough to do that.
However I've never had "the waddle" either.
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