Gastro and first day of school - what to do . . .

[Doing my best]

I doubt I've had more than 20 hours sleep so I'm not thinking very clearly about anything just now

With that quote alone, I don't think 'you' should be taking any child to school, unless you are within walking distance from school.. I would be arranging for DH to take them if you do send them. (If I am reading correctly that this is the estimated sleep in 8 days)

Hope you all get better soon though..