This stems from an argument I just had with DP about it being his turn to cook tonight.

Generally we take turns to cool. Alternating nights.

The difference is when I cook I wash up as well.

I cooked lastnight right. So today DP puts dinner in the slow cooker. Now it's 5.40pm and he's sitting on the lounge surfing Facebook. When I ask him to put the potatoes on he fully cracks the $hits with me about it and calls me 'the Queen'.

So... Who cooks at your place?