You definitely don't deserve it babysocks but sometimes *****ed up people use whatever excuse they can to stay in touch so maybe he figures that as long as he doesn't send you the stuff then you've still got a reason to call.

I'd maybe try saying you don't care about those things enough to keep hassling him. Reverse psychology might just work.

I hate dealing with people like this; they make life so friggin difficult. It's not easy, that's for sure.

If all BB ate baked beans for a day we could fart at the whole world.