Fionas, are you free? I have a can opener, and with Miss Jelly Beanie permission, we can take all of sydney.

When the man has been knocked cold, maybe one of his two faced friends will sneak into his apartment with his keys and take your stuff back to HIS house, where you can arrange to get it send over in boxes door to door with truck company. They charge per meter square so be cheap!

and shu know, fionas and I could arrange a small exclusion zone around this particular two-faced friend or work mate if you happen to know of such one! Perhaps even just the threat of you talking to someone who is important to him . . . like his mother . . . i dunno, but I swear you let him know my a$$ is pointed his way, and I'm eatin' bird seed . . . . he'll cry I promise