What do your kids say ALL wrong, that it ends up being funny?

[YoYo]

Max has discovered he likes M&M's but he calls them N U M's CUTE!

[Bumperstump Cummerbund]

My nephew will be 2 in November, he chats all the time but we're starting to be able to understand him. His favourite thing to say at the moment is 'Oh No!', and he says it at the right moments as well, like the other day when Nana took him to the petting zoo and he stood in sheep manure

[MrsFabuloso]

DD calls smarties parties. She luurves her parties!

[Rach75]

jack used to call water woogie he would ask for a glass of woogie oh look at the woogie he was about 2 1/2 and one day he was like look at the water I almost cried I loved woogie he never used it again

[deletedit]

When DD#1 was in the bath too long she said she had winky fingers

[Beatrix]

my daughter has a fascination with vacums but it was pronounce f#%$ u's LOL corker that was in shopping centres

[~Kim~]

DS doesn't talk enough yet, but DD has had some rippers.

Cats used to be p i s s y cats
She could say Lemon and Linda but between breakfast and dinner we had Munch
and one that took me the longest to work out...she used to consistently ask for her homo, we used to brush her off to discourage her using the word as it's def not one used in our house, but one day she got so irate and I finally figured out that she meant her helmet. The next day I was at Target and the set dressing lady nearly fell off her pedistal whn DD yells out at the top of her lungs "look mum he's (the mannequin) got a homo!!".....

[onthefly]

DS once described himself as an "assol", which after a little thought I realised translated into rascal.
The aircon is eggon. As in, Turn the egg-on mum"
His water bottle is a waddle boddle.

[kirsty_lee]

lol Ava calls Coco Pops... Quay Hops...

[sweetgloss]

When DS (3) sings the alphabet, at the end instead of singing - "Now I know my ABC's, next time wont you sing with me..."
he sings - "Now I love you ABC, H I J K L M N O P..."

[Persephone1]

My little sister, at the age of three, would react to something by saying "gasp!" and put her hands to her mouth. It was so strange, cause no one ever used the word "gasp" so we never knew where she got that one from.

Pope John Paul visited Australia back in the '80's and we saw him at a street parade. My other little sister, also about 3 y/o called out "It's the Coke! The Coke!"

[Beach Mama]

James has some doozies right now!
Fudders - Butterflies
Choochoochain Nutrigrain
Chucken - Custard and Chugginton
Um Grapes is grapes with NO G Um more GRAPES at the supermarket is interesting to say the least.

Iz still doesn't say her L's so legs is WEGS etc haha too cute.

[Epacris]

My DS says bobbon (bottom) e.g.: Mummy, can you please wipe my bobbon. It's so cute, I hope he never says bottom.

[MummaSue]

When my sister was little, she used to call music MOOKEE. And one day she was telling us that she has a bagina (instead of vagina).

Too funny.

[mad4e]

my youngest cousin used to say stippy take (sticky tape) now that she's 17 everytime she asks for tape we correct her with stippy take lol

[ezymay]

Emily says wunkey instead of monkey it's a bit cute! And v's are hard to say so she says glub for gloves (which she loves) But she does say love properly, go figure? She has just got the hang of Dora, it used to be rora but she would day d-d-rora!

[Inanna]

Lucy would call magazines - mazageen! I still call them mazageens!

Immy's drink is a wink... Truck is a fruck... Because she has older siblings it's OH MY GOB! Instead of Oh my God.... Which is funny I thimk...

[Enchanted]

Oscar calls lollies "wollies", bandaids "bans" there are plenty more but I have a mental blank!!