Reply With QuoteDuring High Tea service at the Windsor Hotel.
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Where is the most inappropriate place you could birth....
So..... what is the most inappropriate place you could punch one out?
I'm voting for the floor of the senate at question time. In the lower house they probably wouldn't even notice
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During High Tea service at the Windsor Hotel.
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Ummmmmm, hmm. I'm going to go with a peak hour train. Birth goop on ALL the commuters.
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At a wedding. Or a funeral. Preferably an internationally televised wedding/funeral.
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in the throne room at Buckingham palace.
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XH's office.
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Where is the most inappropriate place you could birth....
I think the young kid at eagle boys pizza thought it was inappropriate to have a contraction in the store, don't worry about the birth.. He even held the door open for me and looked horrified, lol..
Last edited by Doing my best; May 25th, 2012 at 10:02 PM.
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The throne would make one hell of a birthing stooland you could wear nowt but the crown of England.
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While taking your final vows at the nunnery.
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My cousin gave birth at a petrol station...
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Noice Teni, noice, really classy that...did she get an extra 4c of per litre?
What about the on an episode of Ladette to Lady? Or would that be *too* appropraite...?
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lol in a classroom!!
sex ed 101 lol
in a supermarket would be funny too
"mop and bucket required in isle 10 please!"
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At the zoo.
On a plane.
Brothel
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Most of the women on 'I didn't know I was pregnant' give birth at truck stops. They're classier than regular petrol stations.
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On a freeway/highway/motorway... I think that would be pretty inappropriate especially if you hold up traffic!
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Good story for bub to tell later though...
"I stopped traffic when I was born "
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At a meeting for a premarital abstinence group?
In a solarium tanning bed?
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