How bad are we talking? I know a recipe for a cake that involves a choc mud cake a tin of condensed milk, whipped cream and lots of shaved chocolate...

Make yourself a mud cake stab it all over with a skewer so its covered in holes. Pour the can of condensed milk over the top, then whip some cream with some vanilla and icing sugar for taste. Then coat the top of the cake and cover with chopped/shaved choc and chopped nuts

I think my heart just stopped just thinking about it...

OH you must leave the cake with the condensed milk overnight in the fridge so it sinks into the cake. Then top it with cream etc the day after