Re poo shooters. I had one of those while Jazz was still in hospital. Matt & I had decided that we would go out that night for dinner so I'd dressed really nicely, gone to the hospital and I got sprayed with poo. My mum arrived just after it happened and she just laughed. I was laughing too. Then she told Jazz she was a good girl for getting mummy just like mummy got gran a few times!!! LOL
Ever since then I always stand to the side when I'm changing nappies.