man i'm borrrreeeedd.. soooooooooooooo bbbooorrreeeddd. sure i have stuff to do but who can be bothered. man i'm getting fat...i need to do some exercise.

A bear walks into a bar and says "i'll have........a beer thanks'
and the bar tender says 'no worries but why the big pause?'
and the bear says 'i was just born that way'
AHhhhhaaa haaahaaaa haaa ROFPMSL oh thats my favourite. what a corker