Okay here's for the funny part - putting Riv's nappy in the nappy bucket, I see poo on another! So I call Rans to see how his day is going (quite well thanks, but still a blocked dose) and query about the poo.
N: I thought you said it was just a skid mark?
R: Yeah there was one of those too.
N: But this looked like a good poo!
R: Yeah it was. It wasn't huge though.
N: Yes but I thought he was constipated.
R: (silence)
N: what?
R: well...yeah I knew that...but...
N: So you heard me say Riv was constipated AFTER he'd pooed but you just didn't connect the dots and think to fill me in?
R: yeah. Sorry nelle.
N: you're the biggest dag ever.

Gotta love him. At least he changes nappies hey!