Selfish rant coming:

This morning W was being a total PITA, I sent him to his room and when I went to check he had p***ed all over the floor! Not just an accident, it was everywhere in lines, not puddles and his pants were dry - he did it intentionally! I was soooo angry that I smacked his bum. Not the best moment but I have no idea what else to do with him!

Then I met DH down a country road to look at a section that is for sale. The second he drove away I accidentally locked my keys, phone and Amelia in there. We were at a dead end and no cars go down there. I tried to smash the window with a rock but it didn't work, tried to get a stick through to hit the unlock button but I couldn't. So I had to leave her in there screaming and go to the nearest house about 5 minutes away. It was abandoned, then there was no one home at the next place so I found a pitchfork in the yard and made my way back to the car. I smashed the back window open and got her out. Then I had to call DH to swap cars with me because mine had too much shattered glass to have the kids in there.
Now the insurance are saying it isn't covered because it was intentional damage - $600 to replace the window!

Then all afternoon W has been tantruming and being a general turd. There is something wrong with that kid. I am so over it.