Oh wow, how did I miss this, lol. There's even a thread just about a haemorrhoid, will have to check that one out.

Ok, I'm adding a new symptom now, vagueness as a result of sleep deprivation.

And I thought of another one. There's something about muscle separation. Apparently it's normal for there to be a 2 finger gap between your abdominal muscles after birth & it takes a while to go back to normal, but sometimes you need a special stretchy thing to wear to help get it all back together.