Yep let me say my fanny has just been in aknock out round with Mike Tyson!!! [-(
It is so tender, stings when sitting in certains palces, so I tend to lean back on my butt abit more, but then my butt aches!
I can pee fine, but the whole poppin' thingy! hmmm, just aint doing real well, I am bruised in my butt for certain it's really tender & it almost feels like at the very exit point of my butt I have lost the pushing sensation.... It's weird... The poo I have done is soft as I am drinking gallons of water, but when it is that close the exiting & yet I cannot push properly, it feels all scary almost like it's just gonna hang there forever!!!!

Ok, that was all probably TMI... But I figured if anyone would understand it'd be some ladies in here!

As I was cut (quite significantly apparently!) I have a heap of stitches... I tried to look, but was grossed out by it just flopping around there!

Oh well, luckily it isnt something you show to everyone/anyone!!!! =; [-X