Girls, you can't just let your little ones off lapdancing on their own.

Let old weirdy name here take them the first few times to make sure they're OK.


BTW, my least favourite comment is "so why do you spell it like that?" You mean I got a choice? I came out the womb screaming "give me a freaky deaky name!"? OK so NOW it's my choice but it wasn't when rude people asked that question.