oh these are classic

i took the chance while bub was asleep to nick to the shop and chucked on a collared tshirt, gave dh a kiss and ordes on what to do if bub woke(first time leaving him) i got to the shop and half way around noticed my tshirt was inside out, i was mortified. I though i know ill duck downa n isle take it off turn it the right way and all wil be fine, in the end i decieded to just carry on, i bumped into about 4 people i knew and they all said u know your top is inside out, i said yes joys of being a new mummy. I could have killed Dh for not saying anything
A few weeks ago i went to the shops with the kids, i thought i could smell sick but couldnt see it. Turns out Lachlan had thrown up all down the back of my shirt , i remembered before we left Emma was playing with Lachlan as i was on the floor, she said chuck on Mummy Lachlan and he obeyed her and did so. Turns out Emma was to scared to tell me cause she thought i would tell her off . So instead i walked around the shop with vomit all down my back.

Hm I think my family have a conspiracy thing going on.