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Thread: Birth Bouncer - new career for Lulu?!!

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    Yes, I'm pretty busy so I'll have to outsource the phone to Ali. Let me know if you need any extra biatch training hun....


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    Lol at biatch training. You could open a finishing school "Lulu's School For Biatchs".

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    I have truly found my calling.....

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    Hehehehe! Woohoo! Birth Bouncer Alert----- here comes Lulu!

    Lurve your work honey!

    Oh and I think we might have to outsource the telephone monitoring - Ali sounds great! And we could even arrange for phones to be rediverted to Ali's...

    hehehe~!

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    i'm FANTASTIC on the phones - so i'll be oneof your outsourced phone birth bouncers!

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    This is hilarious!! And I thought the "birth-crashing" only happened in America!!

    I actually had a friend of my mum's ask me if she could be there when I had my 1st .... ummmm, NO, I barely know you!!

    We tend to keep both sets of parents busy looking after kids .... my brother isn't all that interested in our family at the best of times, and DP is an only child. Extended families are interstate and overseas, so no probs there!!

    Plus, I usually stop taking phone calls around the 34-35 week mark - the "don't call us, we'll cal you" attitude!!

    I think this is a FABULOUS business venture, Lulu!!

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    This thread is great, just the laugh I needed... I was actually more worried about having enough support people! IL and my mum are interstate... luckily I have DH and a great friend who will be there with the midwife (homebirth)...If ever I have a baby closer to relos a birth bouncer would definitely come in handy!

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    I think Lulu2 and I might have to seriously contemplate actually starting this as a service! LOL!

    Or you can just threaten your rellies with us... hey guess what I'm getting a birth bouncer (aka birth "door biatch") and you can GET LOST!

    LOL!

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