I wish this had happened to me! Both my labours were spontaneous. Maybe I'll make the effort to go when I first get contractions this time around. Even though second time around I wasn't embarrassed...I did have an "oh no, I've pooed" moment.
:yeahthat: I was so horribly constipated from all the iron tablets I was taking to try to get on top of the anemia that there was no way I was going to go until I needed to go, if that makes any sense. When I did poo during labour (shortly after I was put on my knees over the end of the bed), it was so hard and dry and pellety that nobody was aware I had except me - I had to ask the midwife to clean me up.

As for the "good bits"... More ... I tore straight through my clitoris. It still works.

BW