This stuff is classic GOLD!!!!

With DD1 I was sucking on gas having a HUGE episiotomy stitched. I told the Doc he can just keep on going and stitch the whole thing up, cos there is NO WAY a single thing is going in or coming out of there EVER AGAIN!!!!

And then with DD2 I had a very quick labour. DH missed it. At one stage the MW asked me if I would like to just breathe through a few contractions and give him a bit more time to get there. I said "HELL NO! he's seen it all before, lets get it over with!"