lol, that's what I was thinking, just not tell them the baby was here, then when they ring to see if I've had the baby yet just say 'yeah, last wednesday actually' that would peeve them right off. Teach them a lesson thinking it's their right to come whenever they want.

I was thinking it would be harder being at home than hospital coz of no strict visiting times. I suppose I could make my own. If all goes well the plan is to go home 6 hrs after the birth!! So I have already been telling ppl that because I'm going home early I just stay in the birth suite until then and don't go to the maternity ward and that visitors aren't allowed in the birth suite, which isn't true but they don't have to know that.
I really hope ppl from interstate aren't planning on staying here or they'll be getting a rude awakening!!

Thankyou for the suggestions guys! I feel like I'll find it hard to tell them to get lost and feel like I have to entertain them. But I can always get DH to be the bad guy and tell ppl to leave, I don't think he'd care really.