I can just imagine (and im thinking park bench little old ladies chit-chattering away) them all waiting outside the birthing suites and whenever you know, they can hear any loud painful noises or screaming to jump and assume it's you and then sit around and giggle about how you were so silly and you should have listened to them blah blah, blah.
And sipping tea....

Sorry back to reality here. Leasha, i wouldn't be having them there, because seriously i can just imagine them teetering about how "silly" you are. And then of course there'd be a domestic about who got to have the first hold.

You are so not being unreasonable. As the birthing woman is yours, the birth experience is YOURS.
Just don't tell anyone when you go into labour. Or when you tell them, make them aware that if they turn up the hospital will be asking them to leave.
ALthough if you can, i do recommend maybe a support person for SHel. She may be fine, but it makes it a lot easier on her if someone is there to get her a drink etc if need be or if she needs to take a breather you still have someone there.

I really hope you figure something out soon, i csnnot believe that all of those people are being so unreasonable.