thread: Lazy housekeepers anonymous

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  1. #1
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    Aug 2006
    On the other side of this screen!!!
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    Hello my name is Marydean.

    My friends all think I clean my house but really I just dust and tell DH to vacuum the open access areas before anyone comes over. If you spray and wipe the kitchen about 3 minutes before your guests arrive the lemony scent subliminally suggests you are a functional housekeeper.

    The rest is a sty.

    My excuse is I've been trying hard to get a job so I can pay another person to do it for me.

  2. #2
    Registered User

    Feb 2009
    3,407

    My friends all think I clean my house but really I just dust and tell DH to vacuum the open access areas before anyone comes over. If you spray and wipe the kitchen about 3 minutes before your guests arrive the lemony scent subliminally suggests you are a functional housekeeper.
    I'm glad I'm not the only one who does that

  3. #3
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    Feb 2006
    AUSTRALIA
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    No one ever visits if your house is clean! Its always when its at its worse.

    Love this thread..very funny