Hello my name is Marydean.

My friends all think I clean my house but really I just dust and tell DH to vacuum the open access areas before anyone comes over. If you spray and wipe the kitchen about 3 minutes before your guests arrive the lemony scent subliminally suggests you are a functional housekeeper.

The rest is a sty.

My excuse is I've been trying hard to get a job so I can pay another person to do it for me.