Will never hold one for my girls.... but did take DD1 to one late last year and it was pretty crap, 40+ degree day, all kids were outside playing in the playground, you should have seen their llittle red faces, the games were crap and played outside int he heat even though there was a shade sail over the top it was darn hot, playground was too big for DD1 and she kept getting stuck or scared and I was feeding DD2, and struggled to get out to help her and the girl running the games kept ignoring her, thankfully one of the fathers helped out. DD1 didn't eat any of the food, only drank the juice and some water, it is one of 3 occassions that she has had juice of any kind.

They didn't have a spit cake at the one we attended.

But the amount of rubbish that was generated was quite mindblowing, and luckily I was able to carefully to dispose of all the crap before getting home

DH has taught DD1, we don't like McDonalds Yucky so she says it everytime, but still wants to play in the playground, but she wants to play in every playground she sees!

Not for me or my family and I would hesitate taking DD's to another one.